Complete Cow Soap - Give me Wood
Thunderpants organic cotton and spandex fabric is super stretchy, comfy and easy-fit. There’s no nasty, scratchy elastic that digs in. They are the ultimate comfy, easy-fit undie.
The flat fronted original, hipster and sky rise styles all have the same fit through the leg and butt varying in height. The hipster is low waisted, the original sits around the navel and the sky rise is high waisted.
The flat fronted boxer is a hipster fit with a short boy leg.
See the size guide below to help you choose the right size. If you happen to fall between the measurements, don’t panic! We recommend going up rather than down a size.....they will last longer and be more comfortable if not stretched too far.
The swimwear also follows this standard New Zealand sizing.
This chart includes all styles in the adult range that are not a pouch front but does not include the Cotton Drill A line skirts whose size chart is included in the product description.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| 6 - 8 | 8 - 10 | 12 - 14 | 16 -18 | 20 - 22 | 24 - 26 | 28 - 30 | |
| bust cm | 67-77 | 77-87 | 87-97 | 97-107 | 107-117 | 117-127 | 127-137 |
| waist cm | 62-72 | 72-82 | 82-92 | 92-102 | 102-112 | 112-122 | 122-132 |
| hip cm | 76-86 | 86-96 | 96-106 | 106-116 | 116-126 | 126-136 | 136-146 |
| bust inches | 26-30 | 30-34 | 34-38 | 38-42 | 42-46 | 46-50 | 50-54 |
| waist inches | 24-28 | 28-32 | 32-36 | 36-40 | 40-44 | 44-48 | 48-52 |
| hip inches | 30-34 | 34-38 | 38-42 | 42-46 | 46-50 | 50-54 | 54-58 |
Flat Fronted Hipster vs Original/Sky Rise?
These styles are exactly the same in every way except the hipster is shorter in the waist than the original or sky rise. Those of us that have a bit of a tummy roll may wish to choose the original or sky high style as they cover the tummy.
Pouch fronted Boxer vs Brief?
The pouch front boxer is the closer fit option. If you like everything snug with a fitted boxer leg then opt for the boxer. For those that prefer a looser fit, stick with the brief.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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cm
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60 - 70
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70 - 80
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80 - 90
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90 - 100
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100 - 110
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110 - 120
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inches
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24 - 28
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28 - 32
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32 - 36
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36 - 40
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40 - 44
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44 - 48
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What about the kids?
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children |
small |
medium |
large |
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age |
2 - 4 years |
5 - 7 years |
8 - 10 years |
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This hunk of soap’s aura of rugged wood masks a gentler side. Probe a little deeper and find delicate hints of lavender, lemon, myrtle and orange tree. Comfortable in his skin, this soap’s up for a vigorous lathering or a long and luxurious soak in the bath. Lie back, think of England and for a fleeting moment forget that man who left pee on the toilet seat.
Suitable for all skin types.
Cold pressed soap hand made in super small batches using only natural ingredients and no nasties.
Tallow from our regeneratively farmed herd is blended with olive oil from our neighbors; Leafy Ridge Olives and coconut and castor seed oil. Scented with our unique essential oil blends, these fancy numbers hit that sweet spot between a great lather and solid staying power, resisting the urge to turn into a flubbery mess!
Because of our small scale production there can be variances between each batch.
Ingredients remain the same but environmental temperature, humidity and how much wine our soapmaker had the night before causes each batch to be bewitchingly unique!
So if you demand uniformity and consistency we are probably not your people. But if you crave, truly handcrafted, natural skincare made with traceable products and crafted with respect and love, you’re home. Welcome to the herd x
Ingredients
Grass fed Beef Tallow 70%, Water, Olive Oil, Caster Oil, Natural colourants (2%): White Kaolin Clay, Salt, Blue Indigo powder, Corn Silk, Activated Charcoal,
Essential Oil blend: Citrus sinensis (Orange), Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender), Citrus Lemon, Litsea Cubeba, Vetiver Zizanoides Root.
Made in NZ
Planet Friendly
Cheeky Goodness
