Hey dudes and dudettes, just lettin' ya know the Thunderpants have landed! And the special cut fits a treat. My super-white most excellent tail pops out of that extra hole like a dazzling cloud, a shining beacon, a ball of vivid luminosity! You get the picture? I look primo! Of course I do. Lovin' the new patterns - the purple sets off my cool mauve nose, and my beautiful blues look even bluer. The eyes, I mean, the eyes. I look so magnificent, the other rabbits round here don't know what's hit 'em. Especially that jabbering idiot Bugs. What's up Doc? What's up Doc? I'll tell him what's up – I AM! Resplendent in my new underwear, crazy fit and ready to hop. Get out of my way you scrawny animated twit! I've been in training all year for this weekend, (those TPs can handle my workout regime, no problems there), I am pumped! I am hyped! I've got baskets of chocolate like you wouldn't believe and I'm ready to go go go! Hoppy Easter dudes and dudettes, and keep those awesome TPs coming! Woohoo!
(The Easter Bunny)
P.S. My good friend The Tooth Fairy would like to order some pants. Anything sparkly, size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxs. Mucho thanks!