Crystal Singer

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January 2012

Happy New Year! And happy non-existent summer!

Yes, the weather here has been a little inclement, and it's been a difficult season for the tomato-growers among us. But the Department of Disinformation is not the sort of organisation which encourages moaning. No. We have a dedicated Committee of Good Cheer and a hard working Positivity Board. And after some happy debate and joyous discussion we have decided to bring to you:

Word o' the month:

Crystal

The sharp-eyed follower of fashion will have already spied (and buyed!) our sparkly new pattern Amethyst Crystal, and noticed that the crystal theme is also carried through to the soon-to-be-released Thrive Winter Collection – Crystal Singer.

Crystal Singer was named in honour of the great unheralded talents of Sophie, Minister of the Arts, who as well as being an accomplished synchronised swimmer, is also quite brilliant at the the art of playing crystal singing bowls. These bowls, usually made of the finest quartz crystal, emit a striking tone when struck and rubbed around the rim. Different sized bowls will sing a different note. Sophie rubs her bowls with great enthusiasm, producing music which is out-of-this-world. She has been known to accompany herself with some Tibetan throat-singing, and occasionally also plays the pan-flute. Unfortunately her intense music is not to everybody's taste, and in order to foster a calm and amicable work environment she has been banned from playing any of these instruments at Thunderpants HQ.

We have received quite a lot of positive feedback for the new Thunderpants Amethyst Crystal pattern, including this interesting letter from a customer in California. 

Dearest Friends at Thunderpants and Children of the Universe,

       I am so happy to be writing to you. I purchased some of your underpants recently and I am thrilled to be able to report that they are very comfortable and also accepted with joy by my spirit leader. My guardian angel was a little skeptical at first – she does prefer diaphanous fabrics, but when she saw how at ease I was she blessed the new underwear and said that they had caused a positive shift in my consciousness.

       I have one very important issue which I need to share with you. I hope you have open hearts and radiant minds. I am a spirit technician working in the field of zenna healing. I use crystals in all aspects of my work, including spiritual surgery, and I have been doing this important life-giving work for over 25 years. I tell you this so that you can see that I truly understand the power of crystals. They are nature's healing gift to man-and-womankind.

Crystal healing involves the placement of certain crystals on the appropriate chakra points. There are 7 chakra points on the human body. The chakra involved in the underwear part of the body are the The Root Chakra, and The Sacral Chakra. These chakra are associated with colors, and crystal resonances. The Root chakra is red, and therefore linkedwith rubies or garnets. The Sacral chakra is orange, and linked to carnelians. It was with some shock that I realized your Amethyst Crystal Thunderpants are purple. This color does not harmonize with the underpant area, and in fact could lead to an imbalance of electromagnetic and psychic energies. The amethyst, and the color purple, resonates with the Crown Chakra. This is on the head. 

       And so, I think it is imperative that you change the color of your crystal-patterned Thunderpants to either red or orange. And to avoid illness in the customers who have already purchased purple pants, you could suggest they wear them on their head. I have already done so with mine, they make an interesting and unusual hat, and the wearing of them I'm sure has developed my conscious evolution and strengthened my connection with the abundant flow of the universe which supports all life. My aura thanks you.

May the Flower of Life bloom for you also,

Peace and Love,

Marge Rainbowheart

listen to some soul stirring crystal singing here